{"product_id":"boldsocks-dumb-a-donkey-sock","title":"boldSOCKS Dumb A$$ Donkey Sock","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan data-contrast=\"none\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW16853053 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW16853053 BCX8\"\u003eWhat a day I had! I worked hard at home for a Garage Sale. I \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW16853053 BCX8\"\u003edo not\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW16853053 BCX8\"\u003e do Garage Sales very often. I had lamps out and a Table Saw and an Acetylene Torch System to sell. I did not take out my socks because they are brand new. No One who looked \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW16853053 BCX8\"\u003ep\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW16853053 BCX8\"\u003eurchased\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW16853053 BCX8\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW16853053 BCX8\"\u003ethe items. Put them back. I was so tired that night. Went to bed. Got up at 4 AM for a bathroom run and what a Dumb A$$ I was. My foot caught onto something, and I fell to the floor! Looking up at my socks were these Dumb A$$ Donkey Socks on a working board I use in my room. If you ever do something crazy or ill-advised at any time of day these socks are for you.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW16853053 BCX8\" data-ccp-props='{\"201341983\":0,\"335551550\":1,\"335551620\":1,\"335559739\":200,\"335559740\":240}'\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW16853053 BCX8\" data-ccp-props='{\"201341983\":0,\"335551550\":1,\"335551620\":1,\"335559739\":200,\"335559740\":240}'\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"TextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\" lang=\"EN-US\" data-contrast=\"none\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\"\u003ebold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"TextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\" lang=\"EN-US\" data-contrast=\"none\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\"\u003eSOCKS Dumb A$$ Donkey Socks are made with background colors of Moon Mist Grey, Bright White, Dawn, and Cocoa Brown. The Cuffs, Heels, and Toes are Cocoa Brown. On the Desert Scene are Cactus in Dawn and Cocoa Brown. Then you see under the Cuff the Ears of the Donkey. His Head is \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\"\u003eturned,\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\"\u003e and his mouth is laughing. His Tickle Pink Tongue is out through his Bright White Teeth. Next are Rows of Dawn and then another Donkey on the Front of the Foot. The Donkey has his head opposite and the word, \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"TextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\" lang=\"EN-US\" data-contrast=\"none\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"color: rgb(245, 208, 171); background-color: rgb(179, 179, 179);\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e“DUMB”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"TextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\" lang=\"EN-US\" data-contrast=\"none\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW97645387 BCX8\"\u003eThis sock is a Thin Style and an X-Large Size.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan data-ccp-props='{\"201341983\":0,\"335551550\":1,\"335551620\":1,\"335559739\":200,\"335559740\":240}' class=\"EOP SCXW97645387 BCX8\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW172714724 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW172714724 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW172714724 BCX8\"\u003eSize X-Large\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW172714724 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW172714724 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW172714724 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW172714724 BCX8\"\u003eUS \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW172714724 BCX8\"\u003eMens\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW172714724 BCX8\"\u003e Shoe Size 13 - 16 \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW172714724 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW172714724 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW172714724 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003eMade in USA\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW148432808 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW148432808 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e80% Combed Cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW148432808 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e15% \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003eStacool\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\/Spandex\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW148432808 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e03% Nylon\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW148432808 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e02% Elastic\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW148432808 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW148432808 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"OutlineElement Ltr SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003e\n\u003cspan data-contrast=\"auto\" lang=\"EN-US\" class=\"TextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\" xml:lang=\"EN-US\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"NormalTextRun SCXW148432808 BCX8\"\u003eWash in Cold Water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"EOP SCXW148432808 BCX8\" data-ccp-props=\"{}\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"boldSocks","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":41635031384182,"sku":"BS-27840","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1194\/9756\/files\/boldSOCKSDumbA_DonkeyUSAMadeMensSockR_58017c53-fa32-468b-ab8b-df6b3980cca6.png?v=1725420647","url":"https:\/\/allmyfetishes.com\/products\/boldsocks-dumb-a-donkey-sock","provider":"Socks by My Foot Fetish","version":"1.0","type":"link"}